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MST
by twosungirlls
Cassie Claire Has
Nothing to Fear
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Based on "Lego’s Diary" (story
has been removed from fanfiction.net)
A/N: I made this up myself ok? I’m not copying anyone! Ask any of my friends I thought of this by my self so don’t claim that I copied anything! I just saw a fic after I was half way done this call legolas’ diary but I didn’t read it cause I wanted my ideas to be completely my own. (That doesn’t make sense but um..ya)
Legolas: Um…
Gimli: Whose idea was it to review this, anyway?
Pippin: Mine.
Merry: I dunno, Pippin…
Pippin: What? It’s bad… we make fun of bad stories, right?
Sam: * looks dubious *
Frodo: Okay, you guys, just relax. Let’s just read it, okay?
LEGO’S DIARY
Got diary from brother. Cheep gift. Very tacky.
Later
Went to Elrond’s little meeting thing. Very boring. Short men with ugly hair. One short man has evil tacky ring. Silly men want people to go with them to throw tacky ring away. Ugly dwarf try to destroy ring with ugly ax. Break ax. Stupid ugly dwarf. Then he made fun of me. Jealous! I’m pretest at the meeting thing. Elrond picked 9 people to go with short hairy men.
Legolas: *speechless*
2 men: Aragorn (never wash hair in lifetime) Boromir (small snake eyed man)
dwarf: Gimli (the jealous one. ugly braids)
4 hobbits: Frodo (man with tacky ring) Sam (fat. Hairy) Merry (big nose)
Pippin (stupid)
Wizard: Gandalf (gray hair. Big eyebrows)
Elf: me Legolas (daddy made me go!)
Go wash hair now. Herbal Essences. Smell nice.
Legolas Greenleaf
Pretest elf ever
All: *staring in shock*
Legolas: Oh hell no.
Frodo: This is wayyyy too easy!
Merry: What do you think we are, amateurs?
Gimli: Screw this. *turns to leave*
Pippin: Wait, you guys, there are two more chapters!
All: *walk away muttering*
Pippin: Aww. |