From : Christy
To : veryverygay@hotmail.com  
Subject :  elijah is gay

I think you should make a section that has all of the hate mail you get, with your responses. It'd be really amusing. I found out about your site from a mailing list i'm on and they were all pissed about it, so I think it'd be funny.
Just a thought.
Christy

Not a bad idea, Christy. I just might take you up on that. Oh, wait -- I have!

Elijah Wood Is Very Very Gay (EWIVVG, for short) brings me endless amounts of joy. For those of you who haven't read the Guestbook, I highly suggest you do so. It's (as of Sept 2) 13 pages of mostly flames -- incoherent, poorly spelled, irrational, grammatically-incorrect flaming flames. Sure, there are some positive reviews, but mostly a lot of teenie flamers. You can't buy entertainment like that, folks. It's provided to you and me, free of charge, right here at EWIVVG.

For your enjoyment and mine, I present you a selection of flames as sent to us here at VVG, which I am, um, privileged to read, and you are not. Until now, of course. All messages appear exactly as sent -- spelling, grammar, and formatting has not been altered (most unfortunately for the reader.)

This new section, Very Very Gay Letters, is devoted to both my fans and flamers -- the best and the worst, if you will of the Very Very Gay inbox as well as choice posts from the guestbook. Each message is accompanied by my comments.

As always, please feel free to comment on anything you see here via email or the guestbook. (Though if you do comment at the guestbook, I can't guarantee it'll be read by me. I seldom venture there anymore.) Without further ado, I give you Very Very Gay Letters!

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